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Useless shows, videos and things of that nature

2011-03-21T12:20:00.001-07:00

GDP, Pistol, Young Zee, Shape, G. Wallace and Arcade e at Rockstar Bar this Thursday 3/24 in Brooklyn, NY
"Useless Eaters" West Coast Tour
Fri 4/15 - San Diego, CA - Che Cafe
Sat 4/16 - Los Angeles, CA - TBA
Sun 4/17 - Sacramento, CA - Slambo Central w/ Dcoi
Tue 4/19 - San Francisco, CA - Sub Mission Art Space w/ Dcoi
Wed 4/20- Oakland, CA - The Hive w/ Dcoi
Thu 4/21 Portland, OR - Ash Street Saloon w/ Eastern Sunz
Fri 4/22 - Ashland, OR - Tabu w/ Eastern Sunz
Sat 4/23 - Mt. Shasta, CA - Roxy's Vets Club w/ Eastern Sunz
And hauling ass back to NY for
Sun 4/24 - New York, NY - Highline Ballroom w/ Andre Nickatina

"Useless Eaters" is out in a week on 3/29 you can cop it now at RunForCoverRecords.com

Here's some photos from recently

"Neural Circuitry" Video

2011-03-09T11:31:00.000-08:00

PREORDER "USELESS EATERS" HERE

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And so it begins!

2011-03-08T08:42:00.001-08:00

May the Useless celebrating commence! After much hard work on my, Pistol, Run For Cover Records, Josh Sandler and many others behalves, "Useless" Eaters is ready to roll, "Neural Circuitry" is ready to drop today, Pistol has a new record called "25 ta Life" thats dropping this week and I've got a ton of shows coming up. Here are this weekends festivities, the upcoming weeks will have many more so stay tuned.

ANDDD!

New merch at http://g6d6p6.bigcartel.com show me love baby

SHOWS!

2011-03-01T09:03:00.000-08:00

Bunch of shows in time for "Useless Eaters" Release, here are some East coast dates to start. Hope to see ya

Saturday March 5- @ Cyclecide Bike Collective Death House- Hackettstown, NJ w/ Pistol - http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=181923631849018&ref=ts

Thursday March 10- @ Maggie McGuires- Cranford, NJ w/ Choc Bread, St. Joe Louis - http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=199464890079759&ref=ts

Friday March 11- Laundromat- New Brunswick, NJ w/ Pistol, Space Jeez, Bartlomein

Saturday March, 12 @ Brick Moose Lodge - Brick, NJ w/ Pistol, Planet Cognac, Arcade - http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=199504160065792&ref=ts

Tuesday March 15 @ Silk City- Philadelphia, PA w/ Planet Cognac, Pistol - http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=200333006644326&ref=ts

Friday March 18 - Cape May, NJ

Saturday March 19 @ Meatlocker- Montclair, NJ w/ Pistol, Shape, G. Wallace, Choc Bread, - http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=205989389415464&ref=ts

Thursday 3/24 @ Rockstar Bar- Brooklyn, NY w/ Young Zee, GDP, Pistol, Shape, G. Wallace, Arcade

Friday 3/25 @ The Oasis- New London, CT

New song off "Useless Eaters", New Larry Hobson, New Planet Cognac and bunch of showszz

2011-02-16T08:50:00.000-08:00

Listen and download a new song off "Useless Eaters" on the Run For Cover Winter Sampler Click image to download

So Planet Cognac has a new free digital EP dropping Thursday 2/17 and a release pardee for it. Features Ron Raygun, Space Jesus, Gold Diggaz Paradise and more. I believe there's a vodka bar at this thing too. Click flyer for Facebook event page

I'll be at Gallery U this Saturday playing a show, click flyer for Facebook event

I'm also on Tumblr now. Follow a brother.

"Neural Circuitry" video will be out next week as well as new merch, new shows, and UE pre-orders. Minds will be blown.

Larry Hobson and Benny 2 Bar's "Knew Shit" dropping on SlangCorp any minute now featuring TMFSE, Pistol, Tame One and of course yours truly.

In case you haven't already noticed, this our year. Some people have been asking me about SXSW = I will not be there my schedule is too hectic I'm sorry Texans I'll be back soon.

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New Larry, Pistol, Benny, new websites

2011-02-14T10:33:00.000-08:00

Manifest Density Tour Update

2011-01-25T17:20:00.000-08:00

So here's 7 weeks of shows packed into about 3 1/2 minutes. Feel free to show your friends

New Pistol video "Connect the Dots" is crushing the internet airwaves

Here's some photos from recent shows and some nice pics sent in by some nice people repping the cause

Upcoming shows
1/28 @ The Market Bizarre in Newark, NJ. 9pm.
2/4 @ Vito's Pizza in College Park MD. 8pm
2/5 @ Charm City Art Space in Baltimore, MD. 7pm.
2/19 @ Gallery U in Montclair, NJ. 6pm.
2/25 @ The Blue Parrot in Charleston, WV. 8pm.
2/26 @ The Beach House in Pittsburgh, PA. 7pm.

March/April "Useless Eaters" US Tour will be announced in a few weeks and if you live in Europe and want me to come play a show where you live drop me a line ASAP. Useless Eaters will be on Run For Cover 3/29/11 friends. Not 3/20. Whoops. Going to the post office tomorrow but order something from http://g6d6p6.bigcartel.com so I can drive to your city.

USELESS EATERS MOTHERFUCKERRR MARCH TWENTY NINTH TWO THOUSAND AND ELEVEN!
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Sk8 or Die brah

2011-01-08T06:51:00.000-08:00

This is a skate edit from a few tours ago. Sorry "Manifest Density" update is taking a bit I want it to be good for yall. I'll be working on it today and then playing in Trenton tonight with the Slang Corp boyzz for Swizz Cheez's cd release show. PS- "USELESS EATERS" DROPS MARCH 20TH! More on that later, PPS- if you live in Europe I've got some good news for you ;)

New Year. New Aoi Sampler

2011-01-03T09:01:00.001-08:00

If you've been paying attention you know that I've been collaborating heavily with some men from Australia named Aoi and DOS4GW. Dos did 4/5 beats on "Magic Bullet" and Aoi has 8/11 beats on "Useless Eaters" which will be available March, 20. Aoi has a record coming out on Wax Musuem and you can download the free sampler for it at www.aoibeats.com

Look forward to more from both these talented fellas. Oh yeah. USELESS EATERS MARCH 20TH BIYATCH. Tour video this week shit got hectic with the New Years Holiday. Here's a few photographs from the Planet Cognac show we tore the roof off of.

Shah/Sultan how we love you

2010-12-27T07:38:00.000-08:00

Get well soon homey

Home sweet Jerzz

2010-12-13T20:15:00.000-08:00

Hello and hi. Looks like my first road update was also my last one. This is a road update but tours over so whatever. We played 37 shows on this Manifest Density Tour and that is not half bad. This was certainly the most painless outing we've ever had and as proof we're gonna do it all again soon. I'll announce some new shows in the NY/NJ/RI/MA area later in the week as for right now I would just like to post some photos from this trip.

I re-upped on some shirts and stuff so if you didn't have a chance to grab a thread from me this trip, head on over the GDP Merch Booth and help me keep buying gasoline.

I'll be in Boston this weekend for Tigers Jaw release, POW/Madball and the Artifacts in-store on Friday 12/17, 6pm at Underground Hip Hop store= 234 Huntington Ave
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Road update numero uno

2010-11-08T10:13:00.000-08:00

Shows have been lovely. Cat hair has been at an all-time high but maybe it's helping make me immune to the shit. Here's some pictures from the road thus far, if you got any I'd love to see them and below that are the Manifest Density dates yet to go. We are not even half way through this puppy and it's been excellent. Day off in Atlanta yesterday and got to check out Trap Them kill shit and catch up with the boys briefly. We rip South Cackalacka tonight and then Florida. GDP/Pistol/Dead Prez at Commongrounds in Gainesville, FL this Thursday. Seeya thurr

M 11/8 @ The Oasis - Charleston, SC
T 11/9 @ Unit 6 - Jacksonville, FL
W 11/10 @ Calibre Bend Trail Apartment 1304 - Orlando, FL
Th 11/11 @ Commongrounds w/ DEAD PREZ - Gainesville, FL
F 11/12 @ A F Haus Warehouse - Tallahassee, FL
T 11/16 @ The Wise Monkey - Lubbock, TX
W 11/17 @ Little Wing Performance Center - Santa FE, NM
Th 11/18 @ Revils - Albuqurque, NM
F 11/19 @ Trevor - Tempe, AZ - Scosand
S 11/20 @ The Hive - Lost Angels, CA
M 11/22 @ House Party - Santa Cruz, CA
W 11/24 @ Audie’s Olympic - Fresno, CA
Th 11/25 Punxgiving - Sacramento, CA
F 11/26 @ The Hub – Sacramento, CA
S 11/27 @ The Swamp - Oakland, CA
T 11/30 @ TBA - Boulder, CO
W 12/1 @ TBA - Denver, CO
Th 12/2 @ I forget the name of the place - Des Moines, IA
F 12/3 @ TBA - Chicago, IL
S 12/4 @ Mac’s Bar - Lansing, MI
Su 12/5 @ Black Sparrow - Lafayette, IN
M 12/6 @ Joe Bags Café - Dayton, OH
T 12/7 @ House Pardee - Pittsburgh, PA- Ralph, Brett
W12/8 @ TBA - PA
Th 12/10 @ Denni's Cribbo - Philadelphia, PA
F 12/11 @ ASKAPUNK - New Brunswick
S 12/12 @ Sea Isle City Italian American Club - Cape May, NJ
Holler at me with any questions or inquiries. I'm gonna give a more in depth write up with some nice stories and flyers when I have a minute.

First song off "Useless Eaters"

2010-10-22T09:40:00.000-07:00

Enjoy! Seeya on the road
GDP - Little Boxes by slangcorp

Manifest Density Tour

2010-10-14T12:31:00.000-07:00

GDP and Pistol Manifest Density 2010 Tour
S 10/16 Jersey City, NY @ 660 Grand
W 10/20 Brooklyn, NY @ Rockstar Bar w/ Planet Cognac
Th 10/21 Rochester, NY @ Dublin Underground w/ Tame One
S 10/23 Toronto, ON @ Sneaky Dee's
Su 10/24 Montreal, QC
M 10/25 Plattsburgh, NY @ The Coffee Camp
T 10/26 Keene, NH @ 26 Proctor
W 10/27 Framingham, MA @ Chop Shop w/ POW
Th 10/28 Boston, MA
F 10/29 New London, CT @ The Oasis
S 10/30 Asbury Park, NJ @ Dark Earth Haus
Su 10/31 Frederick, MD @ RDT's
M 11/1 Richmond, VA @ The Camel
W 11/3 Johnson City, TN @ The Hideaway
Th 11/4 Charlotte, NC @ Stephen's Haus
F 11/5 Chattanooga, TN @ JJ's Bohemia w/ Juicifer and Late show
S 11/6 Birmingham, AL @ The Firehouse 6pm and The Speakeasy 11pm
Su 11/7 Atlanta, GA = HELP!
M 11/8 Charleston, SC @ The Oasis
T 11/9 Jacksonville, FL @ Shantytown Pub
W 11/10 Orlando, FL @ Calibre Bend Trail
Th 11/11 Gainesville, FL
F 11/12 Tallahassee, FL @ AF Haus Warehouse
S 11/13 New Orleans, LA
Su 11/14 San Antonio, TX
M 11/15 Austin, TX
T 11/16 Lubbock, TX @ The Wise Monkey
W 11/17 Santa FE, NM @ Dave's Haus
Th 11/18 Albuquerque, NM @ Revlis
F 11/19 Tempe, AZ @ Trevor Haus
S 11/20 Los Angeles, CA
M11/22 Santa Cruz, CA
W 11/24 Fresno, CA @ Olympics
Th 11/25 Punxgiving
F 11/26 San Francisco, CA
S 11/27 Davis, CA @ Pizza Place
Su 11/28 Reno, NV = HELP!
M 11/29 Salt Lack City, UT = HELP!
T 11/30 Cheyenne, WY = HELP!
12/1 Colorado Springs, CO
Th 12/2 Des Moines, IA @ Bombay Bicycle Club
F 12/3 Chicago, IL
S 12/4 Lansing, MI @ Mac's Bar
Su 12/5Lafayette, IN @Black Sparrow
M 12/6 Dayton, OH @ Joe Bagg's Cafe
T 12/7 Pittsburgh, PA
Weds 12/8 West Chester, PA
Thursday 12/10 Philadelphia, PA
Friday 12/11 New Brunswick, NJ
Saturday 12/12 Cape May, NJ @ Sea Isle City Italian Club
I'll post more venues next week if a few dates are blank they're in the works, if they are bolded and say "HELP!" that means get in touch with me ASAP.

First song off "Useless Eaters" going up this weekend exclusively at PhotoByTone.com

Biggest merch update I've ever had coming next week. Check out AlexanderHeir.com in the meantime

If you have ordered something I am sorry for the hold up, I don't exactly live anywhere in particular these days and sometimes it's annoying to do mail. I will have all my mailorder done in time for tour and having some help with it while I'm gone. Thank you for your patience as I'm juggling a lot at once these days. Seeya on the road.

Summer update

2010-08-22T11:31:00.000-07:00

You're welcome.

Remix contest winner will be announced Tuesday. Check back

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8/11

2010-08-11T17:54:00.000-07:00

Had a very nice photo shoot today. Future Fest this weekend what's really good Vermont? More in depth update coming soon, for now here's photos

Early August

2010-08-03T12:38:00.001-07:00

RTF Fest ruled, Formatic Fest ruled, Court Tavern with Masta Ace and surprise guest Young Zee ruled. Here's some photo's

Peace to Ride the Fury and Formatic Clothing

"Magic Bullet"/POW release show this Thursday 8/5 in New Brunswick
I'll be in Cape May 8/6 with Eat My Shorts and Pistol

There is a "Magic Bullet" Remix Contest going on right now as well. Download the acapellas for "Magic Bullet" at http://slangcorp.com/GDP-Remix.zip
Submit them to slangcorp@gmail.com by Monday August 16th. Winner gets a prize package and a release of their choice on Slangcorp.com

New studio update freestyle and video coming this week. Pistol is in the other room mixing shit as we speak. I have not finished recording this record because I have been surprisingly congested but I promise you it will be done shortly.

Much news

2010-07-20T05:18:00.000-07:00

Yo I been living in the Bronx recording "Useless Eaters" which will be on Boston's finest Run For Cover Records this late fall/early winter. Check out the video for "Gateway to a Savage Frontier" by one of my dearest friends Mr. Padraic Dowd

GDP - Gateway to a Savage Frontier from Padraic Dowd on Vimeo.

You can download the "Magic Bullet" cassette for FREE at SlangCorp.com/MagicBullet

In other news I'll be playing this Saturday 7/24 in Warren and Sunday 7/25 in Rahway with a slew of acts. Next Thursdy 7/28 with Masta Ace and Daniel Joseph in New Brunz. August 5 I'll be in Brunz again for POW's tape release, August 6th in Cape May, August 13 and 14 in Chattanooa, TN for some special gigs and more TBA. Here's a few flyers. Feel free to send the Magic Bullet page around to whoever you think might like it. Thank you in advance.

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Whoops

2010-07-10T20:34:00.000-07:00

Forgot to pay my bill..site went down for a few days in case you noticed.

SLANGCORP.COM/MAGICBULLET is now launched.
Go download "Magic Bullet" cassette for free, tell somebody you care about and go to PG's birffday party

In other Magic Bullet news, this tape release will now be out on CD in Australia only via Seaby Records.

Official "Magic Bullet" release with POW in Hub City yalll plus a bunch more shows in August, September and a fall tour in the works. August didn't work out I have to make an album don't worry I am coming to you.

"Gateway to a Savage Frontier" video coming this week as well as a new tour flick to make up for my lack of updates. Buy something

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PULP FREE

2010-06-08T12:11:00.000-07:00

3/3 on weekly video updates whattt! And I got a few extra ones in the back so we should be good for a while now. Here's a video Pistol made of a song that we recorded a while ago produced by Dos4gw. I re-recorded my verse for this song and this isn't the version. Sue me.

This song is not on my "Magic Bullet" cassette but they have all been shipped and I have a few left over so if you'd like one check the GDP MERCH STORE

Video shoot tomorrow in NYC. Formatic Clothing "10 Questions with GDP" coming very soon.

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I TOLD YOU I'D UPDATE WITH A WEEKLY VID

2010-06-02T22:10:00.000-07:00

And here's this weeks flick, it's not that good but what the fuck it's only been a week, besides NEXT WEEK! will be a music video for the song "Gateway to a Savage Frontier" directed by Pad Dowd and produced by DOS4GW from Australia. You can listen to the song at the myspace page.

GDP @ Handsome Mansion 5/28/2010 from Patrick Gerity on Vimeo.

Boston and Worcester were fun.POW in dat azz, Sub Sciddum, Black Zaker 4th quarter but still good to see the God, motherfuckers getting bloodied right out in front of the spot, peace to Chuck at Crescent Cafe. Run for cover, literally.

This Friday June 4th I will be performing along with TMFSE, Roebus One, Pistol and of course Ray Strife in support of his new record. I think I'll have tapes for the show too.

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BOSTON IS ON

2010-05-26T07:05:00.001-07:00

SEE YA THERE YA BUNCHA DRUNKS. WORCESTER THIS SATURDAY 5/29 AT THE CRESCENT CAFE. I'M BRINGING COOL GUESTS LIKE FAGGY SMOKES AND PISTOL PETE AND THE SINGER FROM A CERTAIN BAND THAT WAS THE WHOLE REASON THESE 2 SHOWS GOT SET UP IN THE FIRST PLACE BUT SINCE MARYLAND DEATH FEST IS FUCKING UP ROAD PLANS THEY ARE DROPPING SO I'M JUST GONNA DO THE DAMN THING. COME THIS WEEKEND TO FIND OUT WHO ISN'T PLAYING!

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Back like cooked crack

2010-05-25T06:22:00.000-07:00

Yeah yeah I've been bad at updating this thing whatever. "Useless Eaters" is coming along very nicely. There was a little hold up on the tapes cause the pressing plant was being pussy about the Big L cover but PG sorted that out so if you ordered a tape you should have it next week thank you for waiting patiently. Actually I know some of you haven't been so patient but luckily those emails go right to PG so thanks for not emailing me about it. I think I'm playing in Boston this weekend I'll post that info tomorrow I need to talk to Terry from the rock group POW but I think he changed his phone number. T if you are reading this holleratchaboy. Here's a video from a show I played on Mother's Day cause having a family is for pussies.

I forgot I was dancing so well that night. Biggups to Big Bee on the video, birthday and show.

Rad Fest in NC the other week was fun and I'm pretty sure I don't have any pictures from it. Ryan of Spanish Gamble took some flicks but I know they're on the road. Check out their tour dates and go watch a show they are out with Nothington and it's really somethington. I believe we are all playing together in Philly on 6/30, I'll also be in Philly for 6/17 so if you live there or near there hopefully I see you. While at Rad Fest I missed the Emily Rugburn release show but here's a lovely video from it. G-O-L-D L-A-B-E-L
(NOTE: YouTube has been a son of a fucking bitch lately and I just tried to embed the video and had to restart my internet so just click THIS LINK! to watch)

Go get the new Emily Rugburn "Statutory Tape" cassette from Grand Good. 2010 is a big year for tapes and a small year for the stock market. Eat the rich baby, eat the rich.

And speaking of rich, I got new t-shirts please order one if you like it from the GDP Merch Store

I've decided my next update will be a cool photo update. I'm gonna charge up my camera and snap some flicks. Stay tuned for Massachusetts detailzz

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Show Sunday, Fan mail

2010-05-07T11:39:00.000-07:00

I didn't realize this show was on Mother's Day but who gives a fuck don't be a pussy you don't owe your mother anything. GDP and Seasick folks, real shit here

I'll be at Rad Fest next weekend in Wilmington, NC. I am playing on Friday.

And I got some really nice fan mail today by way of Denver, CO. Thought you might like it.

New shirts coming next week, and I'll announcing a bunch of shows as well. Plugging away at this new record and I think Magic Bullet tapes go out next week as well.

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FTW, TOUR TEASER

2010-04-28T20:37:00.001-07:00

Full length video coming soon. Send this to some friends or something

GDP Fuck the World, Tour Teaser from g6d6p6 on Vimeo.

More soon

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New tape, New Tame, New tours

2010-04-05T14:49:00.000-07:00

If you don't order the Magic Bullet cassette tape from Ride The Fury Records Web Store and don't make it out to one of the 4 release shows then you will not be getting a copy. I suggest pre-ordering here and then listening to 2 new songs from the tape at Myspace.com/G6d6p6.

Tame One and Junkwaffel made an incredible record that is available for free download @ SlangCorp.com

Aside from the Magic Bullet tape, I am writing a new record that you will hear all about soon. I'll be doing four tape release shows in April, playing Big Bee's Birthday jammer down the shore on May 9th, in Philly May 10th and at Rad Fest in Wilmington, NC on May 14 or 15th I'm not sure. Few other trips in the works for June and July in between finishing writing and recording this new joint and I'll be on the road for August hardbody. Here's a few photo's from New Zealand you might not have seen. I'll be editing a tour video trailer this week.

If you want to see a GDP show in your area this August get in touch with me.

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Another manic Monday

2010-03-15T11:17:00.000-07:00

My stay in Brisbane was sick. The city itself was forgettable but the show with Little Lungs at the Hanger ruled, Simon put us up nicely minus a kitten I was allergic to. I played at a "Car Park" which is what Australian people call driveways. It was the car park of a radio station and me and AOI ripped. It was fun and I re-met You and Whose Army who runs a facility right up the street called The Fort. The Fort is a full fledged hip hop hotel complete with a cd, clothing, record and paint store, an art gallery showroom, a 300 capacity venue equipped with sound and lighting and a bar, a beer garden, huge art studio, chandeliers, the works. It is inspiring to see young folks doing such awesome shit, if you are reading this keep it up yall! Then me and Mr. DNA went into the rain forest to get back in touch with nature. We stayed with some friendly people at a commune, pictures are below. The spot was beautiful even though it rained the whole time. We got a ride to the property from Mick Jaggers niece whom Mr. DNA had sex with the night prior after meeting her on the street. When asked if she would have sex with all three of us she nodded and coo'd "if you buy me McDonalds". Me and AOI split but kudos to you young sir. She even paid for the cab.

Landed back in Melbourne on Tuesday, made music with AOI on Wednesday, Thursday at 4am caught a train to bus to the airport to go to Auckland, NZ where I was met with ganja and new friends. Landed Thursday about 6pm, got loaded, played a show Friday night with Tourettes and it was cool. Bartender gave me shots of Laphraig and I got bent. Saturday I explored Auckland a bit and had some drinks with Tourettes that night. Thanks Kylee and company for putting me up and Sam Crocker for setting the show. Pictures coming soon.

Landed back in Melbourne on Sunday afternoon, played my going away house rager at Seaby on Sunday night. Recorded with AOI on Monday, Tuesday hopped a plane back to California. Airports are the worst places in the world I realized. CNN on the TV, business dad's on the phone with their kids telling them they love em, shitty music playing on the radio, expensive microwaved food and weird smells. Plus weird cops and x-ray machines trying to be all in your shit. My last week down under I spent about 60 hours in transit. Including connector flights, I took 15 flights in the last 5 weeks. That is 3 flights a week. Seems I have significantly increased my chances of getting into a plane accident but so far nothing.

Played some last minute jam in Fresno before flying back to Jersey on Thursday, I don't remember it too well Isaac bought me Tequila. I slept through my 6:45am flight and they put me back on a 11:35am to JFK Airport. If you ordered something from me in the last 5 weeks I am sorry for the hold up, it is going in the mail tomorrow. If you feel like ordering something to to G6d6p6.BigCartel.com and do so if you want I am alsmost out of Lions Tits shirts forever.

I am right now sitting in Pistol Pete's room listening to him mix my "Magic Bullet" cassette tape which will be out this 4/20. Pre-orders will begin next week or so. Details of the release show will be announced shortly as well as a bunch of other news and some shows you will be excited about. Thanks to everyone involved in my FTW Tour, it was excellent. I will be editing a teaser and then tour vid in the weeks to come while also working on this new record, the Radio Activity record and a free EP with strictly AOI production. 2010 bitches.
Some boy got a tattoo of a logo I used in Virginia. If you are reading this shoot me a line. If anyone has a GDP tattoo or would like to get one, send me a picture and I'll send you free stuff.

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Aoi and Gee dee pee in Brisbane

My room in Melbourne. Living room...

Rooftop in Brizzy

Veggie Chicken Wings Son son son son

Proud to beat you

Melbourne public transportation is great, I didn't pay for 1 single tram ride the entire time

I think this is San Fran actually

A crowd at some show from this tour. Okay.

Pet llamas at the house we stayed at in Sunshine Coast subtropical rainforest

Puking

Keith built this house by hand. Solar powered and all.

View from the porch

Raining in my rainforest

Back Parking Lot @ The Fort

Beer Garden @ The Fort

Aoi vs. YesNoMaybe beat battle @ Seaby

Last night in town

Nice joke dickhead

Live from the Car Park

If you ever wondered who Al Sauce is and why he is the man pots and pans, here is one of many many reasons-

If you ever wondered why Pistol Pete is the man pots and pans, here is one of many many reasons-

Aussie Update

2010-02-21T19:24:00.000-08:00

Miss me yet? Australia is this shit and my new friends at Seaby House and especially tour guide Mr. DNA are excellent hosts. DJ Aoi has been ridiculously on point and the weather's just about perfect. I'm going to try and pick my brain to give a full update from San Francisco to right now. If you don't want to read it you can just scroll down and look at pictures.

Santa Cruz house party was awesome. House was so packed they had to make kids leave in fear of cops showing up, there was a "if you leave the porch you must leave the party" policy put into effect shortly after my set. Benny 2 Bars band completely slayed as well and of course he came on stage during my set to drop about a million gems. San Fran was a jammy at Boom and J-Fames house and I remember there was a keg I was drinking there and I don't remember my performance very well but after my performance a bunch of us stayed up really late. Get it? Really late and talking a lot. You get it. 10,000 blunts later, oh yeah, Ryland made Jasha pull over like 4 times on the ride home so that he could throw up. That's hanging with the big dogzz for ya. Met up with the Dcoi boys in Sacramento. We have made a number of efforts to rip a show together and guess what? It happened. Some highlights include a very drunk young fella getting kicked out of the show for smoking a cigarette backstage, the show getting shut down by the venues owner literally in the middle of my set, then continuing after Ben "Casanova" Dcoi spoke to the man who must have been upset with all the graffiti that the boy who got kicked out of the club had done all over the surrounding area. Punxx. Dcoi was able to play their set and we raged well into the AM hours, I think I slept for about 3 hours that night. Thanks for the send off fellas!

On the flight over I met a dude who was on his way to Australia to go wild bull catching. It's a program where they catch the bulls much like the Big Buck Hunter game at arcades and send them over to Indonesia and places like that to get broken in for bull fighting. Sitting next to him was a girl on her way to some Christian church mission thing that sounded stupid as hell. I told her that we were on our way to Australia for the opposite reasons.

Landed in Australia with no jet lag thank you very much. Weasel and DNA met me with L's in hand. I did some radio show the day I got in and then a day later ripped open a jammy for the RZA at some big night club..show was fun but it's always a pain in the ass dealing with the staff at those places, some where helpful, others were complete fucking idiots. Smoked one with the god and got a flick that came out like shit, oh well. We also drank the rest of his Moet when he left. I prefer more intimate venues and the shows have been lovely ever since. Royal Derby show was a blast, The Espy was interesting..Curse Ov Dialect are some crazy emmer effers. I think me and Aoi scared off some dumb lady from Sony Music that was trying to talk to him/us about whatever assholes say when they are trying to impress people. That night Aoi got arrested on the street right before my eyes for being drunk and disorderly. I tried to interject but the cops explained that if we didn't walk away we would be arrested. There are way more female police officers here than America and I hate all of them equally. Keith Party raged at Club Bang and I explained to the young people the virtues of chemically altered states of being. Rats after-party was all good and allowed me a chance to shake my ass to the likes of Big Pun and Biggie before rapping to a bunch of young things who thought it was okay to try to dance around me while I'm trying to rap. Well excuuuussseee me.

Me and DNA made it over to Sydney the other week so we could paint the town red but I like Melbourne way more, place is covered in graff. Photo extraordinarre Mikey Hamer put us up in Sydney and took a bunch of flicks that I'll be posting soon. The bats in there were huge. We took DNA to his first strip club in Kings Crosse where it turned out he knew the first dancer we saw, "Venom", from high school. Nowadays she is a lesbian strip dancer that works in a dingy ass strip joint downstairs from a brothel on a grimy ass strip. I think she also had her nipples pierced. We got in trouble at the Sydney Opera House (you'd recognize it if you saw it) for walking up some flight of stairs to that was roped off. Luckily the security staff there was as dumb as they were unintimidating. I went for a swim at the beach and unfortunately nothing bit or ate me. I did however get out of the ocean and not know my wiener was sticking out of my boxers. I was getting some weird looks from some of the beach-goers and then it occured to me that it was because they were looking at my dick. Here's a flick of DNA jumping in the ocean off some sketchy ass rocks.

I got some other shows here coming up that I will give you more details on after the weekend, but this weekend me, Aoi and Mr. DNA take it to Brisbane to demonstrate our particular styles of gangster rap. The Hangar on Friday, Car Park on Saturday, get loose. Here's some flicks..

Teo holding down the merch no doubt

Aoi and Mr. DNA, bottle of Moe for the show

GDP, Mr. DNA, RZA, AOI = 3 letters 4 life

you blaze bro?

Melbourne & New Jersey collab

Curse ov Dialect

Art

Art

Keith Party!

Everyone goes barefoot in Australia, there are no such thing as No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service, all these people go into food stores and shit barefoot, it's interesting

Bunch of young folks shaking at Rats after-show show..drinking age is 18 over here so you knoww

Here is the Mr. DNA camera phone dump, if anyone reading this has been trying to call me you've probably been having little luck because I get no service here, it's awesome. Turn off your cell phone for 3 weeks and see how much better you feel.

This is a live animal

"Punk is dead" scratched over an actual dead persons grave. Edgy.

Which one is real and which one is made of metal

The infamous dolphin bong from Mikey Hamer's crib. Another update will be coming next week after Brisbane.

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Santas Crew

2010-02-05T15:25:00.000-08:00

Yeoo! Reporting live back from Benny 2 Bars crib in Santa Cruz. I'm on my 5th day straight of Mexican food and while I'm not complaining about the quality of weed back home, Cali is the fucking truth. Fresno was fine, thank you David Shinobi for the hospitality and the Envoy. Me and Faggy are going back to Cali in style yall. We'll be at 1512 Bay St. TONIGHT 2/5 in Santa Cruz ripping a house party with Benny 2 Bars on the saxophone. Tomorrow night is at 50 Canyon Drive in San Francisco.

Punknews.org posted a stream of "Realistic Expectations", go have a listen to all of it- http://www.punknews.org/bands/gdp

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FTW, Tour

2010-01-25T12:19:00.000-08:00

GDP Fuck the World, Tour finally announced. Hallelujah!

1/28 Dub Land Underground- Rochester, NY w/ Daniel Joseph and Roebus One

1/30 PJ O'Connor's Third Watch- Jewitt City, CT w/ Daniel Joseph and Roebus One
2/3 Club Babylon- Fresno, CA
2/5 House Party- Santa Cruz, CA
2/6 House Party- San Francisco, CA
2/7 Shire Road Club- Sacramento, CA

2/12 Prince Bandroom w/ RZA- Melbourne, AU
2/13 Goondaloo Festival- Grampians, Victoria, AU
2/18 Royal Derby- Melbourne, AU
2/20 Club Bang- Melbourne, AU (and secret night show)
2/25 Club Render (secret show) AU w/ Dos4gw

2/26 The Hanger Brisbane, AU w/ Little Lungs, Mr. DNA and more
2/27 The Carpark - Brisbane, AU w/ Mr. DNA
3/5 TBA- Auckland, NZ
3/6 TBA- Christchurch, NZ
Seeya this weekend? If not for a while. Here's a video of rock and roll

Fleshtemple- Hub City, NJ from J Hawkins on Vimeo.

Thank you to Mr. DNA, DOS4GW, Aoi and Brendan for your help.
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Fuck fuck fuck fuck

2010-01-14T23:04:00.001-08:00

I have not updated you in a long time Mr. Blog and I am sorry. Definitely not cause of a lack of shit happening, maybe the opposite? Shit is real in the field yall. Fleshtemple 4 day weekend right quick this weekend then studio for a few days but I'll be at Garden Variety 1/21, the flyers posted below. I am also playing a party down the shore the following night 1/22. I don't know any of the details whatsoever except that Big Bee said it will be a 3 floor jammer with live music and all the things that come along with young people, alcohol and loud songs. The following weekend I will be hopping in the whipshnizzle with Daniel Joseph, Roebus One and Faggy Smokes as we take on Rochester, NY on Friday 1/28, Burlington, VT 1/29 and New London, CT 1/30. Moving right along 2/3 I'm in Fresno, CA then some West Coast shows before I fly to Australia for the GDP Fuck the World, Tour. There is a very very very special twist in the works for that Aussie tour that I don't want to bring up yet because it may very very very well not happen but if it does you'll be hearing about it. Furthermore, I don't think many of you are from Australia reading this thing so it doesn't much matter. Think protect your neck kids...Anyway Biggups to Tone for the video interview/checkout and biggups to Aoi out in Australia for making such a nice beat. I'd also like to take a second to shout out my longtime pal and West Orange alumnus John Poverty for blessing me with such a nice new tattoo. The pictures posted below, show him love. I've also got a cassette tape release in the works on Ride The Fury Records that should be out probably while I'm in Australia and if it's not sold out by the time I get home I am going to stick my head in the oven. I am on my 3rd helping of Gentleman's Jack and I feel like a real fucking gentleman. Drinking rules. The Osamabamarama photoshop is compliments of Pistol Pedro. Check back soon I will update after the weekend.

GDP from TONE on Vimeo.

Oh yeah fuck I just remembered. I'm NJUnderground's #1 band in NJ to conquer 2010, I beat out that gay ass band that completely ripped off Death/Traitors shit and some creepy person from my collegiate past is talking about me. By the way go check out the new Death/Traitors shit and here's a link go talk shit about me in the comments or something- http://thenjunderground.com/blog/2010/1/4/20-nj-bands-to-conquer-2010-1.html
Biggups Static Radio, Roadside Graves and The Measure(sa) as well.
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Gonzo Journalism, tour trials and tribulations of late, WEST SIIIIDE!

2009-12-21T13:10:00.000-08:00

GDP - Gonzo Journalism. from Dale Doyle on Vimeo.

Much thanks to Dale Doyle for pulling that video together in all of a few hours notice

I hopped in the van with Spanish Gamble last week and we played at The Court Tavern in New Brunz, 659 Lounge in Brooklyn and AVA House in Philly (sorta). Here are some photos

"But weren't you supposed to keep touring with Spanish Gamble, GDP?"
Why yes I was, but the van fucked up on Tuesday's way to see Danny Brooklyn @ the 659 Lounge so Karebear saved the day. Changing the alternator didn't fix the problem Weds. and we pretty much just wasted Thursday brainstorming what to do. Friday we realized it was the computer that was wrong with the van. Ryan from Spanish Gamble is a handyman extradionairre and was able to install the part in time for the worst snow storm in a decade on Saturday. By then the only shows left to play were Valdosta, GA and 3 Florida gigs. I regret to inform you people that I will not be making them. I stayed in New Jersey because it seemed to crazy to hop into a 1991 Dodge Ram with a trailer full of gear hitched to it and drive towards one of the most menacing storms ever. The Gamblers got into a crash with a guard rail in South Carolina trying to get around an accident in front of them but they are all alright and on their way to tonights show in St. Augustine, I am sorry I cannot be there but I am working on some cool shit. Before I tell you about it check out these pics from Boston with Tame One, Daniel Joseph, Pistol, Shape, TMFSE and Flawless Larry Hobson

Matt Sordino thanks for the photographs brother

Next order of business will be my 2010 West Coast Tour. I figure I better get back over to you fuckers before the place falls off into the damn ocean, if it doesn't by the time I get there next month.
2/3 Fresno, CA @ Babylon Club
2/4 San Diego, CA
2/5 Los Angeles, CA
2/6 Santa Cruz, CA @ House Party
2/7 San Francisco, CA
2/8 Sacramento, CA
Should go something like this, I will have confirmed venues and all that in about a week so check back.

I have new songs being worked on for a Radio Activity project but I'm not gonna tell you about it on this post. Til soon

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Go download this mixtape!

2009-12-17T10:35:00.001-08:00

Kudos to Custodian of Records on this link. Go listen to something
http://thecustodianofrecords.blogspot.com/2009/12/new-jersey-mix-by-dj-straz-and-tcor.html

Last minute GDP/Spanish Gamble tour!

2009-12-14T08:45:00.000-08:00

This came together literally Sunday morning..I'm hopping in the van with Spanish Gamble and finishing the last 10 days of their tour with them. Hope to see you. You, yes, you.
12/14 The Court - Tavern New Brunswick, NJ
12/15 659 Lounge - Brooklyn, NY
12/16 AVA House - Philadelphia, PA
12/17 Charm City Art Space - Baltimore, MD
12/18 The Dull House - Richmond, VA
12/19 The Soapbox - Wilmington, NC
12/20 No More Analog House - Valdosta, GA
12/21 Nobby's - St. Augistine, FL
12/22 The Kickstand - Gainesville, FL
12/23 Redlight Redlight - Orlando, FL

For specifics go to Spanish Gamble's page

I took some photos with Rob Schuerman yesterday that are gonna be pretty epic. Then I hopped a damp disgusting Fung Wah bus to Boston for the Spanish Gamble music video shoot. I awoke in Zach Baker of "No Gods" fame's guest room and now I'm on his computer. Court Tavern tonight and then East Coast. This is what the fuck it's all about. If you are Big Bee or Madden reading this, I will call you ASAP my phone is about to die.

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New Music!! Plus a SlangCorp weekend in Massivehugetits

2009-12-07T22:01:00.000-08:00

First off, do yourself a favor and go download Pistol's new EP right now, right here FOR FREE @ SlangCorp.com it is epic.

This is the re-post link, or just click the photo above= http://slangcorp.com/artists/pistol/Pistol-BOL.zip
Pistol and I will have some cool news about the most important hip hop supergroup since Public Enemy. Overstatement? I think not.

New song posted on the GDP Myspace page called "Raining in my Head".

It's over a beat made by Aoi who is from Australia. Pistol will be on this song on the Radio Activity album, you will be learning more about that very shortly. You can also eep Baddums Aussie blog who showed some love

This weekend me and Pistol, Tame One, Larry Hobson, Shape, The Man From Somewhere Else and Daniel Joseph loaded the 7 of us in a 7 seater van during a snow storm and drove north directly into the storm so that we could play rap shows in Pittsfield, MA and Boston. It was a nice time. Josh and Brielle even bought us a cake. Much thanks to Zach Baker, Andy and everyone else who gave a fuck.

Weekend of Shows in Massivehugetits

2009-12-04T11:58:00.000-08:00

Yeoo Me, Pistol, TMFSE, Shape, Danny Joseph, Larry Hobson and Tame One are going to Massachusetts this weekend for the biggest SlangCorp/Division East family outing in history. If you do not make it out to these shows you are a stupid asshole.

Sunday 12/6 will be at 12 Gartland Street in Jamaica Plains, NY courtesy of Black Zaker who has once again spread the word to Beantown how uncanny the sound is. Yeah I just said that. Starts at 7pm. Get ripped. Here's a picture from a video shoot that is likely never to come out. Also tack on "Gonzo Journalism" to that list.

Next weekend is going to be some legendary shit New Jersey.

I got a tattoo the other week from my man P. Grodzz and it's sweet. I usually don't post tattoo pictures like this but you should go get a tat from him while he is still technically 'apprenticing'. Lord knows he's tattooing better than a lot of professionals I see at shops so strike while the iron is hot. GrodSpot.BlogSpot.com for conact info.

Spanish Gamble is also making their way up East so go check them out while they are around it will be worth your while. I rock with them 12/14 in New Brunswick and 12/15 in Brooklyn. Respect.

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HUGE GDP MERCH SALE!

2009-11-23T17:29:00.000-08:00

I need to handle some finances so I can go on tour to Australia. "Realistic Expectations" CD/DVD and a T-Shirt are $15 and everything is on sale. Click the above picture or go to G6d6p6.BigCartel.com
Will ship international. Help me help you. Feel free to repost. Thank you very much.
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2009-11-21T20:05:00.000-08:00

Bunch of shows coming up and if you live in New Jersey you should have already been marked your calanders for this one.

Other shows include
12/4 @ House Party in Rhode Island
12/5 @ Rebel Sound Room in PIttsfield, MA with Pistol, Shape, TMFSE and probably more
12/14 @ Court Tavern in New Brunswick, NJ with Spanish Gamble
12/15 @ 659 Lounge in Brooklyn, NY with Spanish Gamble
I may also be jumping in the van with the Spanish Gamblers for the rest of their tour after BK..I spoke to Colin Gamble today and I will keep yall posted about that.
There will be a 2 parter fall tour video dropping on the internet very soon that will likely blow your minds. Here's a few photos in the meantime. Photo credits: Pistol

The Division East skate shop video "Tomorrow" is out. Order it here it is excellent.

And peep my NJ.com write up on the movie HERE

Me and Faggy smokes are working on some music right now so I will speak to you all again soon.

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P.S. I cannot stop playing this video game the graphics are soo lifelike

Home sweet home

2009-11-12T08:32:00.000-08:00

http://www.nj.com/bands/index.ssf/2009/11/gdps_tour_in_a_nutshell.html

That about sums up my tour and trip home. Peace to John @ NJ.com for letting me write weird stuff.

So I am home and ready to make some music. I'm performing at the VooDoo Lounge tonight (11/12) and I have a few weekend trip plans in the works as well as some fun shit popping off in Jersey.

The Division East "Tomorrow" video premiere is tomorrow night and will be nothing short of epic. I'm aiming for alcohol poisoning.

Here are some good videos and photos I really like. More updates soon cuz I'm in bed with a chick.

Monsta Squad/Georgia/Road Update

2009-11-03T12:42:00.000-08:00

First up, download the Monsta Squad album if you haven't already. You will hear some of the most offensive music that Pistol, Shape, Larry Hobs, TMFSE and myself have ever made up to this point.

It has been a while since I spoke to you people on this thing and I wish it weren't the case. St. Louis was blurry. Alabama was awesome. If you are one of the two people taking photos at that show please get in touch with me because I don't know who you are. Louisiana was peaks and valleys and peaks included going boating through a swamp and shooting uzi's and shotguns, jumbalaya in New Orleans and the story Bubba told me about kissing a 6 1/2 foot alligator. We fucked up a tire on route to Tallahassee and $450 later we have a brand spanking new set of tires. You fucked us again AAA. Tallahassee show was fun although the room smelled as if 20 train hoppers decomposing bodies were buried under the floors and they sprayed a skunk to try and cover up the smell. There were a bunch of FL/NM homies at the show and I don't think I've seen so many bottles broken in one place since I saw Millions of Dead Cops at Cracktoberfest when I was like 16. We got back to Spanish Gambles house at 5am and had a sleep over with the Menzingers from Philly. Pause. Gainesville Fest weekend was dope. Coalesce blew my mind so fucking hard, I played a late night show with Spanish Gamble, Dead to Me and some others and I performed at 4:30 in the morning clocking in as the latest (or earliest) show I've ever played, thank you everyone that stayed awake for that. I am in Savannah, GA right now and G. Wallace is at class. We went skating this morning and you will probably see footage from that in the tour update video that Pistol has in the works. Me and Will Doyle will be making a last minute music video for the song "Gonzo Journalism" today and tomorrow before we head to Chucktown, SC.

On the road again

2009-10-16T11:57:00.000-07:00

Yeoo!
Reporting to you live from Des Moines, Iowa from our friend Spencer, Chase and Donny's cribbo. We lounged out here over the summer and it's nice to be back. We ripped Lansing, MI the other night and it was cool. Propers to J-Church and Brooke for posting us up and Ypsilanti, MI the night before that was...a show at least. Fall is probably the nicest time of year to travel and the drives have been easy in comparison to prior tours. I think we got 7 hours to Chattanooga after St. Louis, MO and the rest of our drives are less than that. On another note, if you want to see what the end of the world is going to look like, go to Detroit. It is depressing there. Huge buildings for rent, no body on the streets, it was even hard for us to find somewhere decent to eat that was open. The world as we know it is most certainly coming to a complete halt and I am fortunate enough to spend the last strange days and times traveling around in a van with my homies getting wasted and making my songs every night. What do I have to complain about? Everything. New Converge record is stellar by the way. Here's some photos and flyers so far.

TOUR FOUR AND SEVEN BEERS AGO

2009-10-11T09:07:00.000-07:00

Yeoo me and Pistol are posted up in Pittsburgh, PA about to eat some cabbage and homegrown garlic. I don't even know what that means. Peace to Mikey Diebold on the "Orange Water" video and everyone that came out to help make me look cool. Come to a show and get me fucked up...addresses and all that listed at Myspace.com/G6d6p6

Outtie Sooon

2009-10-03T18:17:00.000-07:00

So me and Pistol Pete are hitting the road for what will be a wicked 30 day bender. Dates are on Myspace.com/G6D6P6 and I will post them on here this week. I will also be releasing an EP with me and Faggy Smokes on SlangCorp.com before we hit the road for Pittsburgh on 10/10. We will decide on the name of it tonight but it will feature tracks with Daniel Joseph, RewMec, Benny 2 Bars and hopefully more. Production from Prime Incognito, J Stampy, Hot Sugar and Bart LoMein. Maybe more, we'll decide tonight. I'm over at his crib and we are going to finalize a few things as we just thought of this idea a few minutes ago. The other night at Court Tavern was pretty fun peep game. Thanks to all those who came out and PG/RTF for the photos!
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Speaking of Daniel Joseph go to this album release show it's gonna be huge and be sure to pick up "Pretty/Ugly" it's next dimension shit yallll! Download his new EP for FREE at SlangCorp.com...where else?

Videoss

2009-09-24T07:19:00.001-07:00

I have not been writing in here as much as I should be. I promise I been busy though. Demoing some tracks, writing, listening to some beats with different people, working my ass off on the last minute grind for this upcoming 4 week trip. Some of my friends have also been crushing it hard as hell and I will now post two videos. Tame and Del's "Parallel Universes" comes out 10/13 I believe and Emily Rugburn is working on a new record a source close to the group has rumored. Peep game

I'll be playing October 8th at the Court Tavern and I will have footage from the "Orange Water" video shoot as well as the actual video very soon. In the meantime, I leave you with Diphonic 3. Enjoy!

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SLANG CORP IS UPDATED

2009-09-11T12:53:00.000-07:00

Feeling a little under the weather so I been taking it easy getting in touch with a bunch of different people to coordinate my tour to and from The Fest this year in Gainesville, FL. Me, Pistol and the Bully Boys went to WFMU studios the other day to do a PodCast with my new friend Noah and it was cool. Last night was Garden Variety but I didn't go cuz I was sleeping. I was gonna rock Lyrical Graffiti tonight in New Brunswick but I think I'm gonna stay in and take it easy. I drank a bunch of Robitussin before and it's got me feeling all sorts of fucked up. I'm not tripping but I don't feel normal. Slangcorp.com has relaunched and is looking better than ever might I mention, go there right now and listen to some free music. Here's some photos and a flyer for next week at Young Zee's where we will be playing some new music and shiiit.

And a speedy recovery goes out to the Tomato Faced Killa who got worked in a skateboarding accident in Bean town. Here he is pictured with a morphine drip that I wish I had right about always.

Goodbye Summer

2009-08-31T15:17:00.000-07:00

Today is the last day of August but luckily I don't have to go back to school or any of that real people bullshit so I feel good. Kinda low on weedzz but I'm gonna make a phone call in a bit. Last weeks show at Young Zee's crib was really fun. Everyone got drunk and some people even more than drunk, me and TMFSE being two of them. Me, TMFSE and Young Zee ripped a track at about 3am that night and I spent much of last week over Young Zee/Rah Digga's crib. It's very fun there. It seems we are doing a little collaborative effort that will be available for online download in a few weeks called "Division 152" and it will feature the likes of yours truly GEE DEE PEE, Young Zee, Rah Digga, TMFSE, Shape, Pistol and hopefully Pace Won and Flawless Larry Hobzz. I think Outsidaz "Nightlife" came out when I was 12 or 13, I remember seeing this video and thinking it was so fucking ill. Needless to say it's an honor to be working with such talented emcees.

If you are not familiar with Young Zee and The Outsidaz camp and consider yourself well versed in hip hop, specifically NJ/East Coast hip hop then you do not have much of an argument. This song/album is also a classic.

That's enough of my Outsidaz plug. I performed last night in Brooklyn with L.I.F.E. Long and Born Wreckess and it was cool. Bunch of friends came out and there was a BBQ and skate session for the young bucks. Biggups everyone involved. My friends Mark Karinja and Garreth Jackson came out to see the show as they're in town between shoots, you might remember them from the "Succumb" video in which I am sitting on a chair rapping about cool stuff. We will be doing a music video together for the song "Loopholes" off of my "Realistic Expectations" CD/DVD this month. Think hazmats. Look forward to that and we shot a video last week at Zee's crib for a song he, myself, Shape, TMFSE, and Pistol all laced...think classic Jersey posse cut meets druggie cynicism. I'll have those photos up soon. This week I will begin to book my October/November tour and if you would like me to go to your city/town/basement/hall/whateverthefuck please email DivisionEastRecords@Gmail.com
Here are some pictures from the last week or so. Photo props go out to Jen Strong

Frozen Gentleman performed beautifully (pictured above) by the way. They are the fellas responsible for producing my next vinyl release "Too High To Die" which I will tell you more about soon.

Shape's new video for "Miley Whiteskin" also warrants posting, it is awesome. Mikey Diebold you did well buddy. Look for Junkwaffel getting his grind on in the top left corner of the group shot, he's got some really good moves.

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AUGUST 09 IN A NUTSHELL/CELL PHONE CAMERA DUMP

2009-08-17T14:45:00.000-07:00

If you have any photos you would like me to see please get in touch with me cause I would like really like to see them.

Home Sweet Home

2009-08-17T14:10:00.000-07:00

I have not updated this in a while, huh...let me try to remember all these goings-on. I write you from West Orange, NJ where I have been back a few days and Saturday 8/15 at the Court Tavern marked the conclusion of the 'Pretty Realistic' summer tour. 2 months is a long while but I would love nothing more than to do another 2 right now. I'll be back out soon enough friends. Propers to Daniel Joseph, Faggy Smokes and Pistol Pete for weathering this wild ride with me. Lansing, Michigan show was really awesome..bunch of kids, many of whom knew words and had requests. Some people don't like taking requests, if they are expressed politely I enjoy them, reminds me that some people give a fuck, or at least do a good job pretending like it. The Cartridge Family was fucking awesome as always and I would like to thank the Bermuda Mohawk boys for setting up such a nice gig. After the show our new friends at the Mad House in Lansing threw a little get together with 24oz. cans that had cow print on them. I forget what they were called but they were delicious. Great dope in Michigan btw. Pittsburgh was the next night and Blood Money, Roebus, Shape, To Live and Die in NJ, TMFSE all represented like it was not an option. It wasn't. I think we got drunk afterwards or something I don't fucking know. We had the next day off and we got drunk again. Jim Beam's 'Red Stag' black cherry whiskey is about as bad as I knew it would be. Onto Pittsfield, MA with Pistol, Daniel J and Faggy where we were greeted with open arms as always. My heart goes out to Andy @ Rebel Sound Records, Nick Wojikojipasoj or however the fuck you spell it and all the other Pittsfielders who always show so much love. We went to a house party afterwards and some girl freaked out on us for trying to do coke in the side room. Grow up. I won't get into the rest of New England/Vermont cuz it was a shit show and I apologize to anyone looking forward to seeing us. I will be booking a solid New England week for October where we will come through and crush your fucking city. Get in touch with me if you would like to help set up a show because chances are I would like you to. Conneticuit with Skobie Won, N.M.E., and more was a lot of fun although the sound guy may have been the worst I've ever seen (heard?) at such a prestigious venue. Apparently he was the intern or some shit and if there is any luck for New London, CT he will never be anything more than that. Sorry for my bluntness. Speaking of blunts, Saturday was welcome home at the Court Tavern with RewMec, Bullymouth, Flawless Caring Lobster (Lawrence Hobson) and Gold Label Society. I had fun and my friends bought me drinks which is cool. The room was burning hot but the drinks were cool. Get it? No A/C but thank you Future Kids, Andy Diamond, the Court Tavern and most importantly the lady bartender there who I'd never seen before but had enough attitude to sink a fucking ship. Yesterday was Del/Tame1 in BK and I got plenty loose off the Gatorade Vodkas I chugged on the street because they were not allowing any foreign drinks into the spot although it was a free event at a public outdoor park. You know you're in Brooklyn when 12 oz drafts cost 6 dollars and every band that performs has their jeans rolled up so you can see their dirty Vans. I'll be at the Armory in Newark, NJ this Thursday the 20th and at Young Zee's rager Saturday the 22nd which should be so fucking Jersey the state might break apart from the rest of the country and sink into the ocean. In the best way possible. Here are the flyers for those two shows and my next post will be the most thorough photo upload this blog has ever seen. I will be keeping you up to date with all things GDP now that I am home and I will see you many of you on the road by October and the rest of you by November. Long live the drug called hip hop music.

Pissburgh

2009-08-03T10:59:00.000-07:00

Everyones been on my ass (pause) about updating this thing which is annoying, however I'm glad you all have been reading. I'm at some bar in Pittsburgh, PA and I will bring you up to speed about how I ended up here. Washington state was 3 days of shows in which the highlight was skating/kicking with my good friend Mark "Iron Skillet" Ennis. We drove 24 hours straight to Colorado where we posted up at some hippies crib. Daniel Joseph and Faggy rocked at a GFE show in Boulder but I was too busy watching some dude in the alleyway outside juggling flames. Professor MEAT came through and we hustled some CD's on Pearl Street which, although degrading, proved fruitful. In between hussles, we took many rips out of his IncrediBOWL which will be available everywhere you can get a weed card soon. He blessed me with some Blue Dragon which I wish I had some more of right about nowow. Me and Daniel stayed at our homey Riley's in Boulder the next night and he has one of the most beautiful views we've seen yet. His crib is like a ski resort. Me and Pistol whyled out on the trampoline later that day and I kept pussing out on backflips...fuck you the fucking thing was wet and surrounded by rocks. Next night was Denver at the Wasteland. It's really good to see my brethrends from The Allergies have put together such a sweet facility. Nice sized room, good vibes, crucial flat bar session before the show, which was overshadowed by a bunch of other shows going on in town that night, but I had a lot fun and drank about 1,000 beers. Biggups to Doug, Salmonilla, MC Shwag High, MC Resin and friends. Des Moines, Iowa was next up and that shit ruled. Very honorable mentions go out to our new comrades Ptates, Riot, Spencer/High While Driving/Mindrite who took excellent care of us. Thank you again for opening your home and refrigerator to us, not to mention plastic baggies and cases of Budweiser. Gaiden Gadema rocked with us at the House of Bricks in Duh Moinezz where he represented his stomping grounds like a muggafugga. I got to flirting with some milf-type who was there with her 13 and 22 year old daughters. She bought her 13 year old a copy of "Realistic Expectations" after I convinced her that it was appropriate for her daughter to be listening to. If you are reading this, I am sorry for ruining your daughters life ma'am. Aside from some of the oldest, there were also 2 of the youngest GDP show attendees of my career at the House O' Bricks. A brother and sister who I'd say were no older than 5 or 6 years old a piece. I made an inappropriate joke on stage about them that their guardian didn't seem to appreciate but in truth, I am glad to bring my craft to such young, impressionable ears. No Slipknot sightings in Iowa but a lot of close calls and some very delicious corn and corn products. From there we linked up with Dcoi (on tour from Cali) in Milwaukee and instead of performing, Faggy got wasted and harrassed the attendees until he eventually confronted some racist biker dude and madness ensued. A speedy van recovery goes out to the Dcoi boizz. The rest of the fellas wanted to go back to New Jersey for a day or two to re-coop but you know I have no desire to do that so I had them drop me off in Pittsburgh where I was about to rent an Enterprise whip to drive to Michigan for tomorrows Bermuda Mohawk production in Lansing but remembered that homies TMFSE, Shape and Raymond Strife are on their way into town and it would be way more fun to carpool. We are ripping some radio show tonight with Pittsburgh's finest Blood Money and then cruising to Michigan tomorrow (Tuesday) before our show at The Shadow Lounge in Pittsburgh on Weds. I've been getting really hammered lately and today is the earliest I haven't been drinking in a while (EDIT- This post was originally typed up a few minutes ago...I logged back on to fix a few typos and have since ordered a Corona in spirit of this places $2 Corona special). I see tonight getting rowdy. Sorry this was such a long post but you guys asked for it. Show photos coming soon, I think I lost my camera battery charger but heres some cell phone camera love to hold you over. If you have any pictures you'd like me to see/post, please inquire within. See you in Michigan.

Wested

2009-07-25T20:24:00.000-07:00

Hello friends

I'm in Bellingham, Washington at a place called the Wild Buffalo and I think this is as far away from New Jersey as we will be this trip. We hung out in Seattle today and went to some janky Rock & Roll museum that also had a sci-fi exhibit and Jim Henson Muppets exhibit. Both were better than the rock and roll portion. Sonic Youth was playing some all day festival with Pistol's homies Awesome Color but they didn't get a guest list and frankly, $25 seemed a bit steep. Last night (Friday) we hopped on some last minute shit in Olympia, Wa @ The 4th Ave because our Mt. Hood, Oregon show went to shit almost instantly. I'll paraphrase; some people do not take into consideration that when you make plans with people who are traveling from very far away, and you do not take those plans nearly as seriously as those who are traveling to fulfill the arrangement, it is upsetting. And if you were not planning on, or were not terribly interested in seeing through said commitment, you should not have made it in the first place. Pretty logical, right? Maybe. Long story short K Dillz came through in the clutch. New Jersey bitch! I'm told tonight is sold out, we shall see. I'm sitting in some dark corner listening to this band sound check (Pistol Pete: "What do these guys think they're Spinal Tap?"). I meant to shave today and I wish I did. I look like a mess and its fun. Modesto, California on Thursday was, well, modest. But good vibes for the most part. Some girl in high heels told Faggy Smokes I'm an asshole for making fun of her and her friends on stage for getting all over-dressed to go to a hip hop show and then just standing at the bar the whole time. Who's the asshole? Peace to Schatz and company. On another random note, I just remembered I ran into my pal Fizz out of nowhere while walking down the street in San Fran...small world after all. Tomorrow night is at the Nectar Lounge in Seattle, Washington and I believe the Iron Skillet is rolling through which is excellent. I haven't seen that dude in about 2 years. I've been feeling anxious lately...remniscient of how I felt before I left. I think as tour is winding down my mind starts running about things I need to catch up with when I get home that I could give a fuck about. Real life is for suckers.
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Aint no love in Oakland bitch

2009-07-22T16:28:00.000-07:00

I been lazy about updating this thing I apologize to my readers..I don't like updating without some new photos for yall and I can't really do that from my cell phone internets. I'm in San Francisco right now passing many many L's at Boom and J Fame's crib with the likes of Jan the Don and Daniel J. Last night was Fresno and it was very fun. Good sound system, at least from the stage. Shout outs to David Shinobi for making that shit happen we appreciate it brother. The 2 or so days before that were spent at Benny 2 Barz crib in Santa Cruz. Me, Daniel, Faggy Smokes and 2 Bars laced a new track over a Faggy beat and it was dope. The other week (I think Friday?) was San Diego with Trap Them, Saviours and Skeletonwitch. Kudos to Jake Lewd Act$$ on that one and then we had a late nite show at Jake's crib in Escondido and it was cool to see how he resides. Good keg beer too. Corey and Yetti from Lewd Acts were in the place to be, woke up, smoked up and listened to the new Lewd Acts record which you are going to love. I'm siked for those boys. Before that was Tempe, AZ at the Blunt Club. That shit was okay, people were there to get drunk and try to get fucked, not see a hip hop show..reminded me of home. Manny "Never Scared" Mares came through and snapped a few. They are posted below. San Diego flicks by Ashlyn. This morning we swung by Spanish Gamble in the studio in Oakland to see how things were going. We didn't end up listening to the new joints because one of the engineers is a grumpy old man. James Gamble has been rigging a new gravity bong every place I've seen him in since Florida and it's been about 4 or 5 different situations now. We took rips and got lunch. Tonight is a house party in San Frisco and some kid just walked into the house with a box full of assorted handles of well-grade liquor. The young girl here has some of the most potent yak I've done in a long while. If you can't tell I've already found my way into some. This is the first blog update that went backwards from most recent to least recent. I think.

Jashafest

2009-07-14T14:57:00.000-07:00

Last night was one of the most impromptu, coolest nights of my life. Our new pals Dexter the Expert and David suggested we play a show up in the mountains of Los Alamos, NM and they would provide the power generator and PA system. We went to Mesa skate park til the sun went down and headed to Jemez Springs. The trail was sketchy as fuck and in no way intended for a van like ours but Pistol Pedro laced that shit. Last night was also Pistol's first show back with us in a week. I was skeptical of the turnout cause of how far from civilization the spot was but a surprising amount of kids carpooled in pick up trucks and came through. There was a keg, some tequila and lots of young people. Faggy had an impromptu set that had the ladies shaking what their mothers blessed them with well into the wee hours of the morning. It was out of a movie. Tonight my homey Chris Fort set us up in Albuquerque, NM and there is a handle of E&J with my name on it. Here are some photos from last nights madness and a few others from the past day or two.

Oh yeah and Thursday in Arizona=

I'll be at the Che Cafe in San Diego, CA this Friday 7/16 with Trap Them and Saviours on some last minute ishtar. Jan the Don and Benny 2 Bars will be meeting us in Cali and I don't think I need to explain the amount of trouble we plan to cause. Speaking of which, Troublemaker posted a new song off their "Sons of No One" 7inch...this has absolutely nothing to do with this blog but they fucking rip and they are my homies so go listen to that song, I've been jamming to it like 5 times a day- www.myspace.com/troublemakernj

It is show time in ABQ.

Our little piece of the Bayou

2009-07-12T17:12:00.001-07:00

Houma, Louisiana is the shit. Peace to Tucker, Bubba and all our new homies in the bayou that showed us a really good time. I didn't know cats in Louisiana had access to such good bud nor have I ever met a bar tender that can make her titties jiggle on command in whichever direction you prefer. We drove overnight to Austin, TX to do the damn thang at Snake Eyes Vinyl where the show wasn't exactly anything to write home about but the store rules and some kids came out from as far as 3 hours away to watch me rock in a sweaty ass room where the air conditioning was broken and for that I am grateful. I'd rather play to 20 kids that give a shit than 50 that are just there to get drunk and look cool. Las Cruces, NM was awesome. New Mexico always rules. The opening act must have lit, with no exaggeration, 20 blunts throughout their set and I don't think there was a sober person in the spot. Show completely ruled too. Thanks to the folks at the Bacon House for letting us whyle out in their home. We said our goodbyes to the Spanish Gamblers who are on their way to record for 3 weeks on Oakland and went to some sweet lake/camping site. I got attacked by a pitbull within moments of arriving at the spot but it I was able to get away with only minimum damage to my pants. If that thing hadn't been on a leash I don't know what the fuck would have happened but who cares. Nice campfire last night and now I am in Albuqurque, NM awaiting Pistol Petes arrival. Bunch of shows coming up and I will post all those flyers tomorrow along with a video update but for now, enjoy this long over due photo update

Pistol Photo Blog Update

2009-07-08T11:42:00.000-07:00

So I am at the Houma, Lousiana library on a public computer because the WiFi here sucks. I have a bunch of pictures from my camera to upload from the last few days and shows but unfortunately the WiFi here sucks. Since the WiFi here sucks and Pistol Pete has been taking some really awesome cell phone camera pictures and we miss him so terribly, I am going to do a strictly Pistol cell pic update because the WiFi here sucks. New Orleans was really fun, I went to the only ebony strip club on Bourbon Street and the employees were really friendly. Some moreso than others. Houma tonight @ Good Times Lounge with Spanish Gamble and Austin, TX tomorrow night with those boys. Wifi here sucks. I think the dude doing the show tonight is making us spaghetti dinner but regardless I haven't been on the road with the Gamblers in a year and I reckon we are going to get tipsy. PS World- If you come out to a GDP/Daniel Joseph/Pistol Pete/KrE8 show no matter individually or collectively, I assure you will be entertained. Go pick up Pistol Pete's "The Last Supper" on CD at SlangCorp.com and Myspace.com/PistolWO

In the Bayou

2009-07-06T11:13:00.000-07:00

Big ups the Spanish Gamblers and Stymie who I did not realize features Billy from ANS on the axe and vocals. We dropped Pistol off at the rental car place in Florida so he could run back to Musty's and handle a few things, ditched our weed and made the overnight trip to New Orleans in time for this morning. We did the tourist thing for a bit but it started raining and now I'm at Krystal using the free Wi-Fi. I hope tonight goes alright cause I am in the hole. I won't bore you with specifics.

Gainesville BBQ Sonnn

2009-07-03T20:01:00.000-07:00

As the mechanic pulled our van out of the garage at Pep Boys, I noticed a slight leak. Boom! 2 and a half more hours waiting for our water pump to be replaced and a sneak attack $80 fee for a new battery. We sought relief at Yesterdays Bar and Grill directly across the street while I explained to the Spanish Gamble boys that we would be cancelling on our St. Augustine show at Nobby’s because our water pump was leaking. Apologies to Wes, the Gamblers and anyone who went was excited to see us in St. Augustine. Yesterday’s was pretty sweet although the Bloody Mary’s sucked. $2 draft Budweisers lifted the spirits as we joked with the locals about Micheal Jackson’s premature death. The man who sold us our battery at Pep Boys came in and ate a porkchop but ignored us like a jackass. After a solid week and change or waiting, we finally got the van back and on our 10+ hour drive to Gainesville, FL we got a flat tire. When staring in the face of adversity, there sometimes comes a point when you realize that what you are working so hard for was not meant to happen and you are merely pulling teeth for what the forces that be do not want for you. I think we are all so beyond that feeling by now we just laughed about the flat as Pistol Pete manhandled the tire change. I awoke on the floor of Spanish Gamble’s new home, which is not yet furnished, to Ryan and his 15 week old Golden Retriever- Monty. He ran into the living room pissing everywhere and we were awake. Homeboy James from the Espanol Gamble hooked up the free Wing Zone and some of the finest herbalz I’ve ever blazed in Florida. I am now banned for life from the Gainesville Municipal pool for jumping off the diving board after the lifeguard blew the storm whistle. It was a pretty funny scene. "So how long have you been a lifeguard for?", "It's not about that bro, it's not about that", "what is it about your pride?", silence. We copped an 18 of Busch and went to some condo pool and ran that shit. Jumps from the pool house into the pool, much brewage, now I think we're just gonna post up the cribbo and burn something before bed time. It’s so good to be out of Virginia. Big Ol’ Fourfah July Barbie-Q at 1015 NE 5th Place in Gainesville, Florida. Then Nawlins. Then some last minute shows with Spanish Gamble in Austin, TX and Las Cruces, NM. Details in a day or so on the Myspace.
This is the most important video on the internet. Larry Hobson we adore you.

4 days, 2000 miles

2009-07-01T09:31:00.000-07:00

Petersburg, VA is like a ghost that has been haunting the last week of my life. I am back here in a hotel room with Pistol Pete drinking Miller High Lifes at 2pm. We had to cancel our Savannah, GA show tonight with Spanish Gamble and G. Wallace because the warranty company sent the wrong engine to Pep Boys and it's going to take an additional 4-5 hours to service the engine. We should be in time for St. Augustine, FL tomorrow with Spanish Gamble however...This weekend was excellent minus PIstol not being with us because he had to stay in Petersburg, VA with the van. Charlotte, NC was cool but the last minute Low Brow/Mindset show the following day in Mooresville, NC took the cake. Very fun house, great vibes, which brings me to our next trip- Chattanooga, Tennessee might be the coolest place I've ever been. I ripped a 6 hour drive from Charlotte to Chattanooga where we met Tom, the owner of Antarctica, a 7 year (and counting) punk house and Adam, mayor of Chattanooga. Show was a lot of fun, kids ruled, high lights included crowd surfs and impromptu encores. We went to some after-party at JJ's where they played a bunch of music that KrE8 (who will from here on in be referred to as Faggy Smokes) is into. I've never been to a bar that sold Joose but this one did, only it was 6% and in a much smaller can. We stayed at Adam's that night where we smoked mid's and me and Faggy Smokes managed to get some girl to do a handstand naked. Adam works at the Chattanooga aquarium so he got us free passes the next day. Madd penguins, jellyfish and sharks. Chattanooga also has some of the best street skate spots I've ever seen. After the aquarium we went by Chad's Record Store where we met Chad and sold/traded him some cd's. Adam had to go to work at the aquarium so his sister took us swimming at the creek. Smoked an L with the locals, went hardbody on the rope swing and made some new pals before our 9 hour drive back to Petersburg. I was too Aderol'd up on the overnight drive home to think about how much mileage we had put on our rental car but at about 6am it started dawning on me. "Unlimited miles" is 150 miles a day according to Enterprise. I had driven well over 2,000 miles in our four day rental. To my surprise and enjoyment, no extra fees when we returned the whip. This motel room has madd cockroaches but in other news I've been brushing up on my Southern drawl. Every place we go into I've been speaking with a Southern accent and all the locals are believing it, I'm pretty siked. Our van should be ready to go tomorrow but in the meantime check out some pictures from the weekend. I have a video update but the internet connection at this place is too shitty to let me upload it so stay tuned for that and feel free to pick up your copy of "Realistic Expectations" at the merch store. Thank you everyone who has, you have been a huge help to this trip.
Recent playlist-
Aerosmith "Get a Grip"
RJD2 "The Third Hand"
Jimmy Hendrix "Blues"
Ahmad (self titled)
Bigwig "Stay Asleep"
Mozart "The Magic Flute" and "The Marriage of Figaro"
Dez & Nobs "Behemoth"
Gaslight Anthem "Sink or Swim"
Pistol Pete "The Last Supper"
and Give Up the Ghost "We're Down Til We're Underground"- I've really come to appreciate this record lately

If you don't understand this picture, you have no class

CHATTANOOOOOGAH

2009-06-28T08:57:00.000-07:00

Disregard that last post about not going to Chattanooga tonight. My new friend Adam from Antarctica hit me up and explained how fucking epic tonight's show is going to be so I am about to eat an Aderol and make this muggafuggin drive. Kegs, dub-step, and all sorts of illegalities. I'm hoping some good down south BBQing as well. I'll have some flicks from this one up by tomorrow. Buy a fucking CD already it's not a pre-order, they will be shipping this week!

Too High To Die

2009-06-27T22:46:00.000-07:00

I've been dreading this update just because I knew it would be a bum out typing but after tonight's show I don't feel so bad about it.

After we got towed to the Crossroads Dodge Dealership in Petersburg, VA we found out our motor was fucked. Okay. Three day old van needs new motor. Daniel Joseph and KrE8 got towed to a hotel where they went swimming in-doors and got lunch at Hooters where KrE8 somehow won 10 free wings and $2 Coors Lights. All the while me and Pistol bummed around the Dodge dealership/repair shop groaning over our ever-growing list of inconveniences ranging from cancelling our show in Durham which Pierce from The Beast told me was packed the fuck out, to spending a night in Bumblefuck, VA getting completely drunk in a motel room that had blood under the chairs. KrE8 got some on his hand when he touched it and it really weirded him out. Countless phone calls have been made to and from the warranty insurance company, Pep Boys, the original Dodge dealership in VA we got towed to, the dearlership we bought the car from in NJ, Enterprise rent-a-car, people organizing our shows, you get the idea. Pistol had to stay back with the van because he had to sign a bunch of paper work. Turns out he knew the guy that towed him and might very well be lacing tracks in VA until we get our van back on Wednesday. Hard to know cause he got water on his phone earlier today and now he can talk on it anymore cause the earpiece is fucked.

Me, KrE8 and Daniel Joseph got a rental car in Petersburg and drove down to Charlotte, NC to rock The Rosemount with The Beast from Durham. We missed our 2pm in-store at O1NE Skate Shop due to time issues, we finally got to Charlotte around 9pm. The spot was literally a hallway in an apartment building that is occupied by young people who don't mind the noise and people stumbling through their home. One of those tenants happens to be my old buddy Zach who put us up for the night. I consequently missed his solo show tonight in Charlotte and I apologize for that.

The drive to Knoxville we were scheduled to make tonight is crazy in a rental whip and even crazier is the drive to Chattanooga then to Charleston. The folks in Chattanooga don't know this yet but I am going to have to drop my show there today. It sucks. I wouldn't mind making the drive normally but it is just a retarded amount of miles to put on a rental car. I don't need to spend anymore than I have already spent that I already owe but they can't take the money from me cause I don't have enough money in my account so my card keeps getting declined when they run it. I will straighten that out to day as best I can. Tonight we ended up hopping on the bill of a Mindset, Low Brow show and it was awesome. Mooresville, NC represented and the show made up for the last day or two's troubles. 10 minutes can make 40 hours and $400 in rental cars and road expenses feel so sensible and empowering. This is the only thing I need to be doing right now. This is the only thing I care to spend my money on.

I released "Realistic Expectations" about a month and change early cuz fuck it. People are asking about it, and I need some money quick or else I don't know how I'm getting through Texas. If you'd like to pick it up go to www.g6d6p6.bigcartel.com I appreciate it very much. Thank you to everyone who has already ordered a copy. I think you will be pleased with your purchase.

I'll be in Charleston, SC on Monday and Savannah, GA on Wednesday. I routed the tour so we would have an extra day in Savannah with G. Wallace after the quick drive from Charleston to Savannah. Now instead we have to drive from Charleston back to Petersburg, VA to drop off this rental car, pick up our van (hopefully it'll be prepared by then) and Pistol Pete so we can then haul ass back to Savannah, GA which is about 45 minutes South of Charleston where we'll have started the day off from. We sold our souls for hip and hop. Here's a few photos. Video updates coming this week! Look for one at www.punknews.org and www.HighwaterIsMusic.com

Fuck

2009-06-25T11:07:00.000-07:00

It is about 2pm on Thursday. We had a subpar (at best) turnout to the Camel last night so me, KrE8 and Pistol skipped on our bar tabs. Perhaps that is why on our way to Durham,NC for a jammy tonight with The Beast (myspace.com/thebeastreality), our oil pressure dropped. We pulled over to the side of 95-South and me and Pistol began walking to a gas station. A car immediately pulled over into the shoulder lane and a nice man in an air conditioned Volvo scooped us up and gave us a ride..."I been there before I know how it is" he told us. Turns out he used to work in Morristown. Jersey son!!

Now we are sitting here waiting for the AAA tow man to drive us to an auto shop. By the way, fuck AAA they are fools and I have never had a logical transaction with them.

In other news, I finally tried Four Loco, which I've been meaning to for a while. Its like Joose only this one is 12% alcohol. Tasted like hell, wasn't the most refreshing drink to have on the half mile walk back to our van in the blistering sun but I am buzzing. Tonight should be fun so long as we get there in time. Stay tuned.

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Pistol Pete Camera Phone

2009-06-24T14:59:00.000-07:00

Here's some flicks Pistol took via camera phone

I could live in Richmond

2009-06-24T12:57:00.000-07:00

I like this city. We had last night off so we met up with Adam from Say-10 Records and went to some bar called Empire. Pretty sweet. Had a few drinks and tried to hit on young girls on the street but they weren't biting. Took my t-shirt off and threw it at one of them but it only scared her more. I don't get it. Woke up and went Kroegers food store where I merked some roasted garlic and hot peppers, one of my favorite foods. Then we went by some lake and I fell asleep all morning now I'm sunburnt.

Tonight is at a very nice club called The Camel which is located on 1621 W. Broad Street in Richmond, VA and it will be the rapper Swordplay's very last show. I performed with him like 3 years ago at the Court Tavern and it was fun minus the promoter being one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive. Texas is showing us no love but I think something will come together. Houston and Austin especially. I'm in better spirits than I think I've been since...well probably since the last time I was on tour. Something about living in a van with friends and worrying about nothing but doing your favorite thing every night. Tonight is going to get ignorant. I promise. Here's some other photos from the last few days.

FIRST TOUR UPDATE

2009-06-23T09:10:00.001-07:00

I am in some public library in Richmond, VA right now using the free Wi-Fi and its nice. Few nights ago was Philly with Roebus One, Daniel J and Pistol. Shit was really fun, peace to Mikey Coves, Bernardo and everyone else for letting us whyle out in their beautiful home like that. We played Baltimore last night at Charm City Art Space, got some drinks and slept at a truck stop. I woke up this morning to Daniel Joseph being pulled out of the van and searched by a Virginia state trooper who we couldn't tell if it was a male or female. KrE8 kept calling it "Sir" but the rest of us are convinced it was a woman. She looked into our van while we were sleeping and noticed some E-Z Widers sitting on the dashboard and said "Where is the marajuana? I do not believe that you have a pack of rolling papers and no marajuana." Daniel J showed her his rolling tobacco but she insisted on pulling each of us out of the van and searching us. She stuck her head in the van and let us go saying that we didn't seem nervous and we were free to use the facilities at the truck stop. Tomorrow night is at the Camel in Richmond, VA with Swordplay and it should be sweet.
Big ups to Mikey Diebold for filming the Halligan's kick off show. Wet Orange stand up!

And here's a few pictures from so far.

Thank you NJ Underground for your kind words-
The NJ Underground GDP/Daniel Joseph/Pistol Pete New Brunswick review

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